Jul 10th, 2014
Jul 10th, 2014
Jul 10th, 2014

snpchatting:

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh
interviewer: hired

(via ceerad)

Jul 10th, 2014
Jul 10th, 2014
Jul 10th, 2014
Jul 10th, 2014

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via bonus)

Jul 10th, 2014

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via lifequotesrus)

Jul 10th, 2014

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via ajeezyyy)