interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great